Boy shocked

Technological Mistake.
Late Night Larka larki Ko Us K Ghar Chorta
Hy Or Dewar Pe Hath Rakh K Larki Ko Kehta Hy K
Kya Mai Kiss Kr Skta Hon Apko?
Girl: Nhi Aj Nhi
Boy: Plz?
Girl: No
Boy: De Do Na Jan
Girl: Yar Abhi Nhi
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10 Mint Tk Yehi Story Chalti Rhti Hy Phir!
Larki Ka Chota Bhai Gate Pe Aa Kr Kehta Hy K:
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Papa Keh Rhy Hen Tum Isay Kiss Do Ya Na
Do Tmhari Marzi Pr is Begerat Se Kho
INTERC0M K button Se Hath Utha Le!
Iski Bkwas Pura Ghr Sun Rha Hy,

Boy

Girl :
Aap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko eik Kiss don ge
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Boy :
Jahan chaho wahan chor don ga,
kiss wiss rehne do,
Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena baji:)
Moral :-
“Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai “

Girl :
Aap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko eik Kiss don ge
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Boy :
Jahan chaho wahan chor don ga,
kiss wiss rehne do,
Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena baji:)
Moral :-
“Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai “

Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahye
Jo Achi Achi Baten Karein,
Hansi Mazaq Karey,
Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!
Boy:
Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye.

Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahye
Jo Achi Achi Baten Karein,
Hansi Mazaq Karey,
Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!
Boy:
Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye.

Boy

Boy:kesi ho…??
Girl: fine
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Boy: missing me..?
Girl:- :p
Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai
Girl:- :O
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Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra…??
Girl:-
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Boy: busy ho…??
Girl: umhm B-)
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Boy:- Koi paas hai…??
Girl: kaha na nahi .
Boy: To pagal ki bachi muh se kuch
bol bhi, apne Baap ki shaklay q send kar rahi hai.

Boy Rocked Girl Behosh

Girl to boy:
yaar, plzz pehle quiz ka answer bata de..
Boy:
acha le jaldi likh
Girl:
aftr writting the answers- thanks bro. u helped me a lot..
Boy:
shocked..
Boy:
saali bhai hoga tera bf. kamini galat hai answers,
dhang se padh match ki commentary hai.
Boy rocked, Girl behosh